On Saturday, Provo had its Fourth of July parade, in celebration of this great nation's independence. We saw marching bands, floats, horses, and everything else you can think of! THOUSANDS of people came out to see it! People in Utah have large families so there were hordes of rambunctious blond children running around all over the place! I saw tons of things I didn't even know Utah Valley had...
Like...llamas:

...the Lehi silver bad:

...and even the local undertaker:

...and best of all, Army ROTC! For our float, rigged the George Q. Cannon (named after an LDS Apostle) to the back of a jeep. Here are the cadets with George Q.:

Our jeep/cannon was last in the parade, and for a dang good reason too! Every block or so we would stop and invite someone from the crowd to fire the cannon. Of course, we used blank shells so it wasn't as dangerous as it sounds. Usually a bunch of kids would come up to pull the string while their parents snapped a photo. The kids loved it, and so did the all the spectators.
About six of us followed behind the cannon to make sure that nobody got too close it, and we also tossed salt-water taffy to the kids in the crowd.

Seriously, this was probably the funnest Independence Day ever!
Here are some videos of people firing the cannon:
Isn't that awesome? KA-BOOM!
The whole time the kids waved to us, their parents applauded us, and dozens of nubile young women blew us kisses (or made other coquettish gestures in our direction.) All this makes me glad I'm doing Army ROTC in a conservative, patriotic community that reveres the military and values freedom.