Condescension! Seriously, condescension is my biggest pet peeve...and ironically, I seem to get it more than anyone else. What I really hate is when stupid people talk to me like I'm stupid. You people have some nerve!
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!?
This:
...and then, he gets his 72 virgins:
Hahaha, thanks to Family Guy for that pic.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!?
When fat people complain ad nauseam about being fat...and make no effort whatsoever to lose weight. Dang people, WALK IT OFF! I was a blimp two years ago, but when I re-joined ROTC, I made a concerted effort to get in shape. Was it easy? Heck no! It took hours of running, swimming, push-ups and sit-ups. Not the funnest way to spend one's spare time, but a heck of a lot more productive than sitting around and whining!
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!?
In fact, I'm snacking on them right now.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!?
SMOKERS!!! If you smoke, you're an idiot. Of course, there are old people who started smoking back when it was socially accepted...but my generation has no excuse. We were taught that smoking was stupid and unhealthy starting in kindergarten. When we were little kids, ALL of us knew smoking was bad...but apparently some of got dumber as we grew older.
What really bothers me is when smokers get indignant when I point out how smoking is stupid and unhealthy. Well gosh, if you've already heard this before, why the heck do you still smoke? And don't get angry at me, you smoke so you're the stupid one! You should apologize to me for breathing my air!
I think stupid people are just as annoyed by my smartness as I am by their stupidity.
...and only a stupid person would take offense to me bashing stupid people!
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